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I'm going ice fishing!
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice
fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got
all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her
final
destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a... Handwriting
“Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your
signature?”
“Yes.”
“Is it not your handwriting?”
“Nope”
“You take your solemn oath that this writing does not resemble
yours in a single particular?”
“Yes”
“How can you be certain?”, demanded the lawyer.
“I can’t write,” smiled the man.
Chữ viết tay
“Thưa ngài,” luật sư rít lên giận dữ,... THE LOST KEY
At a restaurant, a guest said angrily: - Waiter! Why is this key in
my soup? What do you think of it?
- Sir, I'm very happy - replied the waiter - I have looked for it
everywhere from yesterday. Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
It's lucky that you didn't swallow up it.
Chiếc chìa khóa bị mất
Tại... Jesus, help me please…
little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to
go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
A little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want
to go out there. It’s dark.”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son.
- “ You don’t have to be afraid of the... The magician & the parrot-Ảo thuật gia và con vẹt
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a
different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the
same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The
captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how
the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting
in the middle of... THE LOST KEY
At a restaurant, a guest said angrily:
- Waiter! Why is this key in my soup? What do you think of it?
- Sir, I'm very happy - replied the waiter - I have looked for it
everywhere from yesterday. Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
It's lucky that you didn't swallow up it.
Chiếc chìa khóa bị mất
... Pretend-Cứ cho rằng
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat
together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the
boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one
day out on the lack he said to his wife.
“Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart
attack. You must get the boat safely... TENSE OF VERB
In the English grammar lesson, the teacher asked:
- What are the simple past tense and the simple fu¬ture tense of
"MARRY"?
A pupil answered:
- Teacher, "LOVE" and "DIVORCE".
THÌ CỦA ĐỘNG TỪ
Trong giờ văn phạm Tiếng Anh, thầy giáo hỏi:
- Thì quá khứ đơn giản và tương lai đơn giản của
:”Kết Hôn” là gì?
Một... 24 hours-Chỉ còn 24 giờ nữa thôi
This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Oh, Mr.
Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news
first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess
I'll have the bad news first." "Well the bad news is, you have 24
hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught,... Bà nội trợ học tiếng Anh
Đây là cách thức học tiếng Anh độc đáo qua phương
pháp liên tưởng:
Nhìn vào cái mâm thì nói "Mâm đây": thứ hai (Monday).
Nhìn vào hũ tiêu và nói "Tiêu đây": thứ ba (Tuesday).
Nhìn vào cái chổi và nói "Quét đây": thứ tư
(Wednesday).
Nhìn vào cái thớt nói " Thớt đây": thứ năm (Thursday).
Nhìn vào con... Yankee & Vietnamese.
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a
Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a
Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese
-What kind of "ese" are you?
-Excuse me?
-What kind of "ese" are you?
-Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant.
-Stupid! Are you... 
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